Implying I close the Tumblr tab at all.
my friend and I were crying with laughter when we saw this
LOOK AT PLUTO.
PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY
team pluto <3
PLUTO LET ME LOVE YOU
Log on and see you have no
And you go
See you lost a follower
Go through your dash
See a funny post
Reblog a million things
Gain a follower
Hear an awesome song
See someone reblog someone’s post as their own
Get a message
Get an anon trolling on your tumblr
Parents tell you to get off
But you stay on anyways
Later you look at the time
Realize you only have a few hours to sleep
Run to bed
Leave for school the next morning
THIS IS SO AWESOME OMG
“You’ll dream about that box. It’ll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient, and the bluest blue ever.”
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Tumblr:
Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
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Me:
*Scrolls past*
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Me:
Caring is not an advantage
